Snarg - a rare and elusive creature not often seen in temporate climes but occassionally steals it's way into areas of extreme cold by furtively attaching itself to the outer hide of large mammals known to frequent regions of frozen snow and ice. Currently on the endangered list!
If'n ya think ya can, ya can! If'n ya think ya can't, yer right....!
PROBLEM:
"Crap, Im on a flowery slab that is three acres long and I need my screws for later!", or "Man, this frozen clump of grass is really going to dull my screws...." or "I'm feeling nostalgic today, let's enjoy some of that retro 70's charm!"
ANSWER: Bang bang bang.
I love snargs.