by Stevo » Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:36 pm
Hi all,
I am forming a new climbing group in the Halifax area henceforth known collectively as "The Stoners Climbing Group" (The Stoners CG). This ain't yer average climbing club, but is modelled on the classic "Stonemasters" of Yosemite fame (but with far less talent!). There is no membership fee or card, board of directors, insurance, list of regulations, minutes of annual meeting etc etc. It will be far more ephemeral, simply a loose association of like-minded people whose overriding desire is to climb on real outdoor rock and drink as much beer as possible. People who wish to be a "Stoner" will have access to free rides, pooled gear, advice on trad climbing (For what it's worth: I don't have even one certificate and never wish to get one, only 30 years climbing experience on crags around the world). I will throw in some money for Tee shirts if anyone can come up with a cool design. The only rule is that to be a "Stoner" you have to be able to on-sight lead (or solo) 5.7. But hey, even if you can't do that you can be an "apprentice Stoner" with the same benefits, only you will be expected to carry ropes, make tea etc. Stoners can expect to be routinely ridiculed for offences such as training, crash pads, having certificates, wearing bandanas, clipping bolts etc. but will gain respect for running it out, cruising routes while hungover and decking from big heights. Meets will be on an ad hock last minute basis notified on this message board or ultimately on a "Stoners" web site. The first meet is this Saturday for a crag cleaning session, further details shortly. I realise that I may be the only sad member but that is a risk one takes, who is up for it??
Cheers
Steve