The Stoners are opposed to all rules. As a result, our rules are as follows:
- no top-roping, bolting, or sport climbing, and bouldering only as warm up
- all trad climbing, on lead or second, with a strong preference for run-out
- preference given to those showing promise in route development
- second preference given to those willing to re-open old classics
- put another way, some cleaning required at all outings
- sit starts are optional, but generally considered "contrived"
- must be tolerant of intertolerance
- must have a sense of humour (see previous rule)
- all posers will be shunned
- the consumption of alcohol is not mandatory but is required
- all are welcome, regardless of gender or gender preference
- dry toolers will be electrocuted in a pool of their own urine at day's end.