Dearest Ben Smizil, I am excited by the prospect to have the oportunity to once again engage in the sport of bouldering on the lovely Dover Island. I am writting you to thank you for the invitation to join you Sunday next. I do indeed plan to be in attendance and would be obliged if you could add my name to the list of expected participants for the days activities.
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