by peter » Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:46 am
Hey, nsintros:
If you are going to run someone down, do it with style, like Willie had the Duke of Kent do, in King Lear, Act 2, Scene 2. Tell him he is,
"A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a
base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited,
hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a
lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson,
glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue;
one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a
bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but
the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar,
and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I
will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest
the least syllable of thy addition."
Now that's telling him. Bring it on!