Now I don't want to make wild claims about the pad...but
It's a bed, it's also a couch, it's a friend, it's also a time machine, it'll unleash your secret powers, it'll make you climb 4 grades harder, it's better then a lamp, it's grey, it's made by metolius, it was hand sewn by Jesus, chicks or dudes seeing you near it will immediately and forever want to jump your bones.
Make offers now...