Help! Fuzzy Wuzzies!

[Richard Eh!]

Oh My Gawd! I open the back door and there's a triplet of wee small black fuzzy kittens with dove grey eyes big as saucers, like the Cottonelle ad gone wrong...Cute as all hell, but, hey , I got no room for the little furballs. So, I guess it's shoe them back out into the fields they came in from, or take 'em to the market on Saturday and hope to con a few kiddies into giving them a home. Anybody interested in one or two or three?

[martha]

you better not let Fred see them. we don't need another cat.

[Richard Eh!]

But they are Sooo cute, especially the little runt of the litter. He's nothing but a little fuzzball with great big eyes! Gonna be hard to part with them. Hey fred, I got sumpthin fer ya!

[Fred]

do like everyone else and put them in a McDonald's bag and drop em on the highway. A few rocks in a garbage bag and a river works good too.

[Richard Eh!]

Well I thought of the toilet but the three of 'em wouldn't flush! round, and round, and round, and round....

[Fred]

tuna with drano sauce would probably be a cheap way to go

could get messy though

[martha]

Okay guys, enough of this talk.

I'm gonna have to mod you!!

No talk of illegal matters on the forum boys. Not to mention the poor kitties!!!!


Cheers.

[lukelovesclimbin]

you tell them cara.
Luke

[kathleen]

the kittens are soooo cute!! if I didn't already have a cat I'd get one..